Free shipping over $75 · Zero alcohol · 21+ only

LoudmouthNon-alcoholic · 21+
Loud wine · Zero alcohol · Sold by the case

Wine night,but nobodycries at 2am.

Award-winning alcohol-free wine, infused with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. 5 mg a pour. About 30 calories. Zero percent regret-your-texts.

Shop the fridgeTry two bottles
  • Free shipping over $75
  • Ships in 1–2 business days
  • Discreet, unmarked boxes
  • Third-party lab tested

21+ only · Lab tested · Ships within the US · Do not drive after consuming

LOUDMOUTH alcohol-free wine pouring into a splash
0.0%
alcohol5 mg
per pour
ZERO ALCOHOL5 MG PER POUR~30 CALORIESLAB TESTED21+ ONLYNO HANGOVER CLAUSEZERO ALCOHOL5 MG PER POUR~30 CALORIESLAB TESTED21+ ONLYNO HANGOVER CLAUSE
Pick your pour

What's the plan?

Date nightChemistry included. Compatibility sold separately.Get the detailsDinner partyThe group chat finally left the group chat.Get the detailsSolo resetGo out tonight without canceling tomorrow.Get the detailsGroup functionSix bottles. One designated driver. Non-negotiable.Get the details
Red Blend
LOUDMOUTH gift box with two bottles

Red

Dark berry. Soft tannins. Dinner energy.

Choose Red
Chardonnay
The full LOUDMOUTH four-bottle lineup

White

Citrus. Stone fruit. Crisp finish.

Choose White
Can't decide? Get both
Buy more, pay less

Nobody buys one bottle twice

Stack 3 or 6 of the same bottle and the discount lands in your bag on its own. No codes to remember, no newsletter hostage situation.

1 bottle

Full price

Testing the waters. Respectable.

Most popular

3 bottles

10% off

One for tonight, two for the plot.

Best value

6 bottles

15% off

Stock the fridge. Stop thinking about it.

Start stacking

Applies to 3+ of the same bottle · Adults 21+ only

Want reds and whites in one box? The cases are already priced below bottle cost.

Receipts

Actual wine judges gave it medals

High Spirits Awards

Platinum · 2026

Chardonnay

TEXSOM Awards

Judges' Selection · 2026

Red Blend

High Spirits Awards

Gold · 2026

Red Blend

Awards earned by the winemaker. We curate and label — documentation available on request.

How it hits

Slow is the whole point

01

Pour small

Smaller glass than your ego suggests. Trust us.

02

Sip slow

Dinner bottle, not a shot. Let the thing breathe.

03

Wait

Timing and effects vary by person. Patience is the move.

04

Decide later

Pour again or don’t. Never drive either way.

Effects and timing vary by person. Adults 21+ only. Do not drive after consuming.

Still deciding?

Read it first. We'll wait.

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Out in the wild

Not shipping tonight? Go get it.

Bars, nightclubs, gift shops, corner stores and dispensaries. We are rolling out shelf by shelf — here is where the bottles are sitting right now.

  • Dispensaries
  • Bars & lounges
  • Nightclubs
  • Gift shops
  • Convenience stores
Find a stockistShip it instead
Dispensary · Charlotte, NC

PLUGG DROP DISPENSARY

2923 Gibbon Rd, Charlotte, NC 28269

DirectionsSee the map
The Case Club

Buy the case.
Pay like a regular.

One bottle is a Tuesday. A case is a personality. Stock the fridge once and stop paying shipping every time you have people over. Want it on repeat? The club waitlist is open.

  • Case pricingUp to 20% off vs single bottles
  • Free shippingEvery order over $75
  • Mix your caseRed, white, or one of each
Shop the casesJoin the club waitlist
LOUDMOUTH wine club case
4 bottles, 1 box
No app store required

Put the fridge
on your home screen

Add LOUDMOUTH to your phone and it behaves like a real app — full screen, instant, one tap from the group chat to a case on the porch.

  • Opens straight to the shop — no browser, no tabs, no typing
  • Reorder your usual in one tap
  • Loads instantly, even on hotel wifi
  • Track every order from the home screen
On your phone, tapthenAdd to Home Screen
The LOUDMOUTH store running as an app on a phone home screen

Build a case. Cancel nothing.

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Drops, member bundles, guided tastings, birthday perks. For adults 21+ with plans tonight and plans tomorrow.

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