LoudmouthBottle / 01
Dark berry / Soft tannins
Red Blend
A rich pour with a long finish. Bring it to the table.
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375 ml / 750 mlTHC-infused · Alcohol-free · Adults 21+ only
Alcohol-free wine · 4 mg THC
Loudmouth
Wine ritual.
Zero alcohol.
Full character.
Red Blend · 750 ml · 0.0% alcohol
Red Blend and Chardonnay. Alcohol-free, infused with 4 mg THC per glass. Bold bottles for your table. Adults 21+ only; effects vary.
- Alcohol
- 0.0%
- Per glass
- 4 mg THC
- Calories
- ~30
- Availability
- US · restrictions apply
21+ only · Lab tested · Ships within the US · Do not drive after consuming
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“Same ritual, none of the next-day fog. I have not looked back.”
“Actually tastes like wine. Served it at dinner and nobody knew.”
“The Red Blend is my Friday-night staple. Proper pour, zero regret.”
Two bottles
Pick your side.
A red for the table and a white for the start of the night. Both alcohol-free, both in 375 ml and 750 ml.
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LoudmouthBottle / 02
Citrus / Stone fruit
Chardonnay
Bright fruit and a crisp finish. Serve chilled.
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375 ml / 750 mlTHC-infused · Alcohol-free · Adults 21+ only
The house
Grown loud.
Poured louder.
Most alcohol-free wine is built to apologise for itself. This one was built to be the reason people stayed.
01
It starts in Paso Robles
Real grapes from Paso Robles, in the hands of winemakers who have spent their lives doing this. Warm days, cool coastal nights, limestone soil. Nothing here begins life as juice pretending to be something older than it is.
02
The alcohol comes out
Then it is taken back down to 0.0% — carefully, so the structure survives. That is the hard part, and it is the part most alcohol-free wine gets wrong.
03
Something else goes in
A precise four milligrams of THC a glass, coming on at around fifteen minutes. Lab tested every batch. Adults 21+ only, and everyone is unique.
21+ only · Lab tested · Effects vary by person · Do not drive after consuming · State restrictions apply
Recognition
Judged against
the real thing.
Both bottles were entered on flavor. Here is exactly how they came back.
- Platinum2026 High Spirits AwardsChardonnay
- Judges' Selection2026 TEXSOM AwardsRed Blend
- Gold2026 High Spirits AwardsRed Blend
How to make an entrance
Pour small.
Stay a while.
Start with one small pour, then wait before deciding whether to have more. Timing and effects vary by person. Adults 21+ only. Do not drive after consuming.
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Your pour.
Your selection.
Choose your bottle, then your quantity. Qualifying three- and six-bottle discounts apply automatically in the bag.
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Choose bottles
Same-bottle quantity offers. Prefer a mix? Explore The Group Chat. Adults 21+ only.
The case
Bring enoughfor the table.
Six bottles in a kraft case, the wordmark inked inside the lid. Choose your mix and review the current case price before adding it to your bag.
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Still deciding
Read it first. We'll wait.
- The first questionDoes it actually get you drunk?Alcohol-free does not mean non-intoxicating. Understand the THC effects before you pour.
- Buying guideHow to spot the good stuffFour checks that separate real wine from grape juice with a label.
- ExplainerTHC wine, explainedHow it is made, how it is dosed, and how to drink it well.
The Loudmouth cooler
Out in the wild
Look for
the fridge.
Black cooler, blackletter wordmark, cold bottles behind the glass. If it is in the room, the zero-proof option is handled.
- Bars & lounges
- Pouring by the glass
- Nightclubs
- Bottle service, zero proof
- Gift shops
- Shelf-ready cases
- Corner stores
- Single bottles, cold
Beyond the bottle
The Loudmouth
Collection
Thorn and rose, chrome star, blackletter. The label, cut and sewn.
Apparel / drop 01
Wear it
before you pour it.
Heavyweight fleece, washed twill, embroidered thorn crest. Made in the same black-and-chrome language as the label on the bottle.
- Zip hoodie
- Thorn & Rose
- Cargo pant
- Washed twill
- Quarter-zip
- Chrome Star
- Boxed set
- 1 of 1
Coming soon
A new infused line · 21+ only
Happy
Sauce.
Same label, same thing inside as the wine. Every bottle infused with hemp-derived Delta-9 — four heats, plus two with no burn at all. Adults only, in development now.
- Line
- Happy Sauce
- Range
- Four heats + two mild
- Infused
- Hemp Delta-9 · 21+
- Release
- To be announced
- First look
- List members
No app store required
Put the cellar
on your home screen.
Add LOUDMOUTH to your phone and it behaves like a real app — full screen, instant, one tap from the group chat to a case on the porch.
- Opens straight to the shop — no browser, no tabs, no typing
- Reorder your usual in one tap
- Loads instantly, even on hotel wifi
- Track every order from the home screen
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The best part of the night is still being there for tomorrow.
The list
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Drops, member bundles, guided tastings, birthday perks. For adults 21+ with plans tonight and plans tomorrow.
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